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Monday, November 20, 2006

She is Pregnant !

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
> period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys
> a pregnancy kit.

>>> The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,
> cursing, crying the mother says,"Who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!"

>>> The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
> later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
> distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
> suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

>>> He sits in the living room with the father and the mother,
>>> and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed
> me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal

> family situation but I'll take charge I will pay all costs and
> provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."

>>> "Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
> stores, a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
>>> couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account."

>>> "If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.

>>> However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

>>> At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a
> hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
> him............................

>>> "Then you try again" !!!!!!

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